I’m on a mission.
fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like
what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too
calm down satan
Time to play a new game:
Make sure John Green doesn’t find the thing
If there were a gif set that I would reblog every day for the rest of my tumblr life.. This is it.
if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things
do moms diss each other with “ur son” jokes
well it doesn’t say it’s a multiple pepperonis pizza
“The “Human Squirrel” who did many daring “stunts” in climbing for benefit of War Relief Funds in New York City. He is shown here at a dizzy height in Times Square.”
- rescue three white women who have been missing for a decade, and a baby
- become a national hero
- pull and even bosser move and tell the fbi to give the reward money to the victims
- media decides to dig into your past, and bring up your criminal record.
wonderful time to be black in america.
what the fuck dude